Getting high in the basement!

Diru adventures episode1...

In a land far away were plushies live and breath like the humans who own them. There lives 5 beutiful ~well sorta~ plushies. And this is were our story begins.

Lilaithia walked out of her room, shuting the door and locking all 13 locks. The deg plushies looked around. And the toshiya plushie jumped ontop of the bedside table.
" 'Cause I'm TNT~ dynomite!" Toshiya begain to sing until Shinya jumped up and slapped him.
" You know," Kaoru plushi said to Die plushie, " ever since Lilaithia-sama put that coat on Shin-chan he's been acting strange." Die just wached Kyo climb off the bed and squeeze through the crack under the door.
" Were do you think Kyo goes when Lilaithia-sama leaves for school?" Kaoru looked at the door Kyo had just left under.
" I don't know." He turned to Shinya and Toshiya, "hey! you two, lets go see where Kyo went!" The two girly plushies walked over to where kaoru and Die were before they all hoped of the bed, and slid under the door. " Anybody have an idea of which way to go?" Toshiya raised his hand.
" Ooo! OOOooo! Me! Me, me, me! Pick me!" Toshiya hoped up and down. Kaoru pointed at him. " I think I heard him say something about the basement." Kie looked down the stairs in time to see Kyo's yellow hair turn right, through the doorway that lead to the basement stairs.
" Toshiyas right. I just saw hiim go through the door." The four plushies climbed down the stairs and went down the next set of stairs to the basement.
" Ky~o!" Toshiya said in a sing~song voice. "where are you?" Suddenly the lights poped on and they heard footsteps.
"Hurry! Hide!" Kaoru whispered to the others and they scattered in different directions.
" Wow," Squall said to Axel. " Lil was right. Sephiroth really is growing marijiuana." Squall and Axel decided to look around to see if he was growing enything else.
"Hey Squall?" Axel said sniffing the air. "you smell that?" Squall sniffed the air.
" Smells like someones burning this stuff." The two looked around for a few minits before they heard a scream coming from upstairs.
That sounds like Lilaithia." they said in unison before running back upstairs. The plushies slowly crept out of theyr hiding places.
" I hope Lilaithia-sama is alrigt." Kaoru said befor walking over to the dark corner in the back of the room." Found Kyo." He told the others as he draged said blond out of the shadows.
"Master!" Toshiya screamed as he hugged onto Kyo's waist. Shinya then went over and pulled him off the blond by his hair. " Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Stop whining slave!" I am your master!" Shinya said before throwing him on the floor. " Now bow, and worship me!" Kaoru and Die's eyes bugged out of there heads before Kaoru came back to his sences.
"You brats! Toshiya get up! Shinya is not your master! Lilaithia-Kami is your Mistress!" Kaoru stoped abruptly and looked at Kyo. "What are you smoking?" Kyo pointed to the plants. "...O.o! KYO! THOSE ARE DRUGS!"
" Thank you captain obvious..." Kyo said completely emotionless. Before Kaoru could think of a good comeback they heard more footsteps. And before they could run Sephiroth had spotted them.

~TO BE CONTINUED~